My client and I (Mr. Silent Soul and Mr. Angry Attorney, respectively) request you to read our letter and inmediately take action upon our requests, so we avoid going to court.
As you might have noticed due to recent complains, we are writing this letter to inform you about the current sound levels in your shop and urge you to change it.
We believe it is atrocious for you to keep the volume at, more or less, 100dB. We firmly believe that, in order to have a full, pleasant customer experience, the music shall be at, at least, 120dB. Some call it "mind-blowing" or "ear-destroying", but we call it "I am so bored I am falling asleep". Therefore, in order to be able to shake our bodies with recreational purposes (also known as "dancing"), we request you to kindly turn the volume up (or, as my client said, I quote, "turn the goddamn volume up, would you?").
I am writing this letter with the best of my intentions, but my client has a strong passion for appropiately loud music; therefore, I will fight my way to court if that is what you wish, only to get those (I quote my client) "sweet sweet drops" and that (I quote again) "soul-smashing bass".
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Angry Attorney
(in representation of)
Mr. Silent Soul
Barcelona, Spain
31st Feb 3016
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